Tuesday, 28 February 2012

SEE! SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I DON'T HAVE ANY HOMEWORK!

I tend to blog utter bollocks, so here it is.

Today I coloured my hair. Sadly I have more than a few grey hairs and being a dark haired lady I need to keep them under control.

Today I used a new product and I feel I should tell you about it.

Garnier’s 1st Nourishing Foam Colour. 



This was the first time I had used this foam style colour and just let me say….

don’t bother its bloody crap!

Sure it doesn't drip but the bottle/can you need to repeatedly pump makes one fine mess. There must be an art to angling this product. An art  I didn’t catch on to at all. Not only did my hair turn out a fine, ‘iced mocha’ colour, so did my top, my arms, my neck, my face, my hands ( and yes I was wearing gloves) my bathroom side and strangely my foot!  

Oh and it made my head itch like a bastard! I have coloured my hair for years and years! and I normally stay with the same ‘off the shelf’ colour. This messy bastard product was 3.99 in Tesco (my top is fucked and it cost more than £3.99) Money…so yea that is why I tried it.

Have I got anything nice to say about this product?

Well yes actually I do…. (Hang on I forgot what it was …) oh yea that’s it. The conditioner (nourishing mask) smelt fucking gorgeous

Monday, 27 February 2012

BAD ROMANCE – 100 WORDS OF WRITING

You and I know each other so well. 
When I feel your presence, my eyes widen and my pupils dilate.
I hate that on the days you are with me, I have to break plans.
My whole day becomes about you. 
As much as it pains me to say it, after many years of pushing you away, I have finally accepted you in. 
I have had to, I’ve had to understand you and change my world around you. 
You have such a pull on my life, but you are part of me whether I like it or not.







MY ODE TO I.B.S