SHIT!!!!

Shit!!!

Ok, so today I had to take a walk to pick up my poorly car from the garage. I have spent the last 4, 5, 6 years driving or being driven around. So it surprised me about how much dog shit was scattered around the paths. They was not joking when they named the path ‘Poo alley’ HOLY SHIT!! (Pun intended)  I side stepped at least 15 piles of dog shit on my 20 minute walk. The thing that sickens me more is that some of that shit was not spitting distance from a dog shit bin! (Sings  ... in the dogshit bin) sorry private joke.

So, why are these dog owners lazy bastards that allow their dog to just simply shit on the path? Is there not a fine in place? Was they not taught that when owning a dog they would have to physically pick up their dogs shit? I know I am not the first person to get pissed off about this. Maybe if I wasn’t a car driver most of the time, this could be seen as an issue that don’t affect me daily. Yet, I may not walk around this area. However, my children do. So if they tread in some shit, and walk that shit in my house, on to my floor, where I have a 10 second rule for food dropage then, hell yea it effects me! (A little deep? HOLY SHIT!! O.C.D. IS contagious!)
 I wonder how many people have wrote a strongly worded letters to the local council asking dog owners to pick up their dog shit. Maybe those who have the luxury of a car (that works) could walk around and take pictures of some dog shit to send to the council. If you could get a picture of some shit next to a pot hole forward it to me and I will claim it as my own. Better yet, a pile of shit, near a pot hole AND next to a dog shit bin! You know that there would be social uproar if the children of the world were allowed to randomly drop a pile. See how those dog owners like it when there is some child’s crap smeared over their pathway!

(P.S, if you feel I am attacking dog owners. I am not... just the ones that let their dog crap on the streets.)