Sex and The City quotes
Who’s that?
Miranda- An ophthalmologist I once faked orgasms with.
We're officially stopping.
The idea that Miranda would fake anything stopped me cold.
I only slept with him twice.
The first time I faked it because it was never gonna happen.
The second time I had to fake it because I did the first time.
I didn't wanna fake it again, so I just forgot to return his last call.
Still faking it?
-Is he that bad in bed? -No, he's just...He's a guy.
They can rebuild a jet engine, but when it comes to a woman....
What's the big mystery? It's my clitoris, not the Sphinx!
If I had a son, I'd teach him all about the vagina.
The other night, he told me he really likes that I can come while he's fucking me.
How can he believe that that's all it takes?
Because you're faking it!
I'm really hating myself right now.
The awkward conversation…
man -Do you have a physical problem or something?
Woman-Me? What makes you assume it's me?
Man-No offence, it's just... Nobody I've ever slept with has had to fake it.
Woman-A lot of women fake it and until five minutes ago...
...you didn't know I was faking it, so....
man-What are you saying? All the women I've slept with have been faking it?
Woman-What are you looking at?
Man-nothing, I was just running a list in my head.
Woman-Look, Josh. A woman's anatomy is a little more complicated--
man-Give me some tips.
Woman-Pardon me? -Tips to get you off.
Man-I am nobody's charity case. I run the Marathon for Christ's sake.
Woman-Do you know how the clitoris works? -Yes.
-Do you know where it is? -Yes.
It's about two inches from where you think it is.
Sex and The City quote Season Two- Episode Four
‘They shoot single people don’t they?’
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