Mr.D- Mel how long have you had these kinds of dreams?
Mel- all my life.
Mr.D- I see, do you understand the meaning behind the dream?
Mel- yep. I looked it up.
Mr.D-right OK, can I ask you about something you said last time we spoke?
Mel- sure
Mr.D- how long did your last relationship last?
Mel – 3 weeks (didn’t hesitate)
Mr.D – and the one before that?
Mel- …. (Pause) 3 weeks….
Mr.D- and… the one before that?
Mel-…….erm…… (Pause) 3 weeks…….
Mr.D- I see, outside of family connections what is the longest relationship/friendship you have maintained?
Mel- ……erm…..ooo…..ahh…. mmmmm… well… I have been a patient at my dentist surgery since 1997. (Smile) my relationship with my dentist has to be the longest.
Mr-D – ha, ha, ha, that is not quite what I meant but OK. Back to your dreams.
Mel- yea, chewing on my tongue and dreaming that my teeth falling out. I read the teeth thing was about vanity, and my sub conscious worry of ageing. As for chewing on my tongue, maybe I shouldn’t go to sleep hungry.
Mr.D- your funny Mel (smile)
Mel- yea, I know. That’s what they say. Sense of humour only gets you so far Mr.D. Then one day you wake up and you have chewed your tongue off.
Mr.D- perhaps you should go back to wearing the night guard to protect your tongue.
Mel- was that a question or a statement? (Hahahaha)
Mr.D- that depends really Mel. You can worry about your tongue chewing or dream your teeth are falling out. What do you think is more harmful at this point?
Mel- I know, I know, I know what your saying, that fucking night guard! I guess if we wanted to go all Freud about it. The feeling of the night guard just reminds me of when I wore braces as a kid. That feeling in my teeth is something I will never forget.
Mr.D- Totally. You have very nice teeth Mel (smile)
Mel- oh...thanks Mr.D.
My longest relationship is with my NHS dentist, and he is one hot piece of arse. I didn’t see his face for 5 years. He always had that blimming mask on. Then one day. I see him without it and he sure is yummy. Off to the dentist again next week. I must stop chewing my tongue.(melidiot) Sadly, the night guard I was given, by my delicious dentist, (swoon) causes me to have more and more dreams about my teeth falling out. As for Mr.D more about them later ;)
Random? J
Moral of the story : If you didn't have that brace you wouldn't have such nice teeth now !
ReplyDeleteAww that is sweet...btw i am more of a tongue biter and a sleep screamer during my hours of rest...a cavalcade of exes have told me that
ReplyDeleteI slept with my dentist. I'm not really sure why I finished that relationship. She was hot but she also got far too excited about the royal wedding!
ReplyDeletelol interesting =o)
ReplyDeleteand yes. I am eternally gratful for my mother taking care of my teeth when I was a child. Even when I didn't smile for the 18 months I wore them braces, I was full of smiles once they were off and ever since ( I hope) thank you mum!
sleep screamer lol
Hmmm I see a pattern.. so in essence, you hold the longest relationships with people whose facial identities have been obfusacated, yes? So, perhaps you should consider dating a hockey player / ninja / ZORRO? / serial killer, or one of those amusement park 'dress-up' creatures......... you know the ones who wear stupid outfits to earn a crust. Happy Tuesday x
ReplyDeletelol perhaps. The longest relationships held for me are those with people I don't have sex with lol
ReplyDeletehahaha! Anonymous, I have just worked out who you are!
ReplyDeleteShould I call you Freud or Mr.M?
• Yes your comment bugged the crap out of me all day - one does not like to be psychoanalyzed! lol thanks for reading and posting anonymous. Don’t let me being a smarty pants discourage you from staying with my blog, your secret is safe with me. =o)