VagMintarS

When we read about the vampire myth we almost fall about laughing. We love how such ideas of vampires have been twisted and turned over the years. We wanted to set the record straight so we decided to allow this to slip out on to the internet.

 There are no ‘elders’ to consult. we have no council of sorts. No leader either. Humans wrote it more truely in ‘star trek’ and the Borg. We are a collective. We are connected we think and feel as one but we have personal will that allows us to be individual to a degree. We guess you could look at it as evolving with the times. We need to participate within the normal living life’s of humans to be able to maintain being inconspicuous. We could be seen as a clique or a cult if we are not very flexible.

We were born into this life 19 years ago. The myth suggests that we do not age.  We do age; in fact we have a life span of 88 years. Then we simply disappear into a pile of platinum dust. Our veins pump platinum cells so when we are hurt we bleed silver/blue fluid. Yet over the years we have designed a drink that turns our platinum cells – our blood –a very convincing colour red.  To blend in. We have hearts that beat, we breathe with our lungs and we can lose a limp or two if we are not carful. We can be killed by human weapons.  We are females, we, are the only ones of our kind that can turn others.  

 When turning a male human, it is intended for us to breed, this in fact is the way we turn males.  Our gland, that produces the cells that takes over the human body, are buried deep inside our genitalia.  We can not exist without reproducing. We do not hunt and take humans for food nor to turn them. Quite often humans find us and wish to join our kind by free will. We can not manipulate the mind.

We live amongst humans. You may have seen us around. The females of our kind, me included, have a likeness to what male humans look like but are still female. Often wearing glasses as our eyes work differently. And the males of our kind resemble the female humans, although they are clearly male.

We did not evolve from vampires, as ‘vampires’ do not exist at all. We are VagMintarS. We do not burn up in sunlight nor sparkle like a crystal. We are not all breathtakingly attractive. We can with stand garlic; in fact it is good for us. Silver is at no risk to us. We can hold our breath for a long period of time. But that is not to say that too long under water won’t kill us.

We all work within small towns often at a gas station. Age depending and go to university or work within them, often in the library but always remaining with of our kind.  We have some rules that we adhere to but staying away from humans is not one of them. We do not feed off of humans. Our source of food is very unique. No human has heard of or seen in their life time what we use as a source of food.  How we obtain our food source is within one of our rules.