I am sure I saw a fucking orb

I am sure I saw a fucking orb. In fact I thought I felt someone there, watching me all evening! The flash I saw!.... the... orb... I..observed! I noticed it in my peripheral vision to my left at the door of my bedroom. I was standing facing the draws. It was quick and bright.....Just Like the flash you see on an iPhone...That might happen to have that feature turned on. It didn’t move it just kind of flashed once... I sat for a moment thinking... But there are no phoned up here. There is no metal on the floor that could be reflecting light either...! I am sure I saw a fucking... orb!

I felt them there, behind the door. I sensed that someone could see me!... I even kept my towel up after my bath because I felt like someone might be watching me. Even though I was totally alone in the house. Well not quite alone but a 2 yr old don’t count and I knew exactly where he was. I sat on the bed thinking..... I am sure I saw fucking orb!

It was just then, as I was slipping my leg into my PJ bottoms.... I noticed the orb again. My heart quicken. I felt alert, excited..... Then I noticed the TV was on behind me. Then it all started to make sense. I started to rationalize it all..... There was no fucking orb! I was stoned and was being paranoid!... I was waiting for my daughter to come in. 
That’s why I was coy about the towel after the bath. That’s why I was thinking about someone seeing me! ..  oh and the flash of light? The.... TV! It became apparent that it was time to lay down...!! What was I thinking? But then again.....I am sure I saw a fucking orb!