Lets imagine I rename our kitchen cupboards......
kitchen
"babe? Where is the egg pan?"
Living room
"in my arse babe."
kitchen
" You sure? I've already looked in my arse!?"
living room
"Could be in your arse! Nope It's in my arse! I put it there myself!"
kitchen
" Nah I looked in there and couldn’t see it."
Living room
" For fuck sake! If I get up and look in your arse and see it straight away I will hit you with it!"
kitchen
" Found it!!"
Living room
" Oh good, where was it??"
kitchen
" In ya mum,"
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