FAKING IT

*****WARNING, MY PERSONAL SEXUAL INFORMATION*******

Ok so the truth for me is that, yes I have faked it. More than once, more than twice I am sad to say. Why? you might ask. Because sometimes it is just easier to fake one and let it be done. Sorry guys, sex is all good but when you aren’t hitting the spot and there is no grand finally it is best to just drop n run. So the sudden onset of a faked orgasm often sends the fella off, allowing the end to be seen for both. Now for those of you that have faked it have probably got a smile slapped across your face because you know only too well what my words mean! Ha-ha not only that, the smile, because you got a way with it. This seems to be the fact that saddens me most. The fact the bloke didn’t know. Really how could a bloke not know?? Or is it an unwritten man rule, never to suggest to a women ‘you just faked it didn’t you?’ or maybe, ‘Baby? Can I not make you cum tonight? I mean, either, give a shit or be ignorant – is that really how it works? Or are women so fucking fantastic at performing the fake, that there is no way a man could possibly know.

Clearly I should have been an actress because even after a well performed fake ‘a’ guy, (who shall remain nameless) uttered the words, ‘Wow, you really came hard then, I could feel you.’  (I don’t know what it was that you felt hunnie but when I last came, you weren’t in the house!)  I believe this debate will probably go on for many years. Women now are more sexually liberated and have started to point out to the cavemen of the world, ‘It isn’t all about you – you know!’ We have become demanding in bed, we do want to be pleased. So get a book, watch a film do something. Stop allowing the option of a woman faking it. I don’t mean to sow the seed of doubt but seriously, I am wondering how some guys out there do not know a real one from a faked on. Maybe time to investigate technique my friends.

I just laughed out loud at the proud look on that bloke’s face. God faking it is not right, soo not right. And now, like many others I am sure, I have allowed that guy who couldn’t even get close, to go out in to the world, thinking he is the dogs’ bollocks in the sack. * sigh* No one wants to have that uncomfortable conversation about why your sexual partner can not cum. Come to think of it (pun intended) men have often expressed the fact they can not cum in certain situations or positions. So why shouldn’t women be allowed to say, 'Hey… lower and to the left and we might get some where tonight.’ Or, ‘Would you like me to do that for you?’ lol something I have myself said out loud. OUCH!   That might have dented the ego a tad. Women are not hard to please, so don’t be thinking its like mission impossible. Take some time and not be a selfish twat – and who knows! Maybe one day – you too can be caught on cam getting a face full of lady liquor.

This blog was not directed at any one in particular nor was it meant to suggest all men are rubbish in bed; this is not because of a recently unpleasant sexual experience either. It was just something I felt I wanted to blog about. I hold my hand up and admit to the world;

I HAVE FAKED IT!!

So I have put a poll up-- to your left --that asks you this same question. Male/female. Join the mass-d-bate ;)