You might have seen the cute pictures of my little kittens Holly and Molly. If you have not, please click HERE to see their pics. ( might need to scroll down a little) They are so cute and so funny.
In a recent post called WRINKLED I stated I hated ironing and shopping. I can truly say I would take shopping and ironing all day long over dealing with the cat litter tray! Oh, and their fucking disgusting smelling food!
Each and every day I hold my breath or breathe through my nose to dish up their, ‘Succulent meat in jelly.’ whilst trying not to puke at the smell and sight of it. I have never been cat foods biggest fan due to an incident at college back in 1995, but felt after a while it wouldn’t bother me so much. Glory be the day!
However, the food is one thing but cleaning up their litter tray and dealing with their shit- defiantly comes hand in hand with cleaning up vomit! As most will know, cleaning up vomit is not a daily task, (unless you work in a hospital or something) which I do not but those two tasks rank the highest on my list of, ‘OMG this is rank!’
The cat litter needs to be done almost everyday. I swear to god these cats have a shit marathon each and every night. It must be their favourite thing to do, just shit, shit shit all night!
I love you but omg! Hurry the fuck up and learn how to jump the fence and go take a shit in my neighbours’ gardens!!
It almost feels like I pour out one load of shit into a bowl to then scoop shit out of another one.
Yes yes yes, I wanted cats so I just need to suck it up! But wow how can something so cute, be so smelly!!
My husband said I can have a dog. Nice and cute but so long as it doesn't sh*t because he isn't going to do poop patrol. :o(
ReplyDeleteI once had a dream that I had a Yorkshire Terrier named Sammy -_-
ReplyDeleteI hear dog piss burns patches on the grass. So it is not only their shit that can ruin your day ;)