My fitness level is shocking. I am sure I was fitter than this. I must be getting old – fast. Having decided to pull all my energies into hating certain gym equipment I felt this might be something I should blog about. Not that I am out of subject matter. I just want to keep away from the pending, ‘anal sex’ blog for now.
Anyway... So meet my friend...
Mr. Tready – aka Mr. Safe
The treadmill – his a tad boring so I need to take some entertainment when I am using him. I can do him as slow or fast as I like... I can go up and down at my own leisure plus he is a nice chap he will blow cool air onto my face when I press his special button! I can go all day on him but I would get very bored! So 10- 20 minutes
My other friend
Mr. Ride aka Mr.Bumsore
The bike- his a little more interesting than tready, He hurts my arse more and makes me work for my distance. I like the bike I like to ride his uncomfortable seat for a good 20 minutes. I can text from his place, whilst riding and never dropping my rph! I can even ride him while closing my eyes and day dreaming of other men!
The bad boy... the one you love to hate...
The cross trainer! Aka – fucking bastard
Now he gives me a run for my money. His neither boring nor uncomfortable. He don’t let me text nor sing or talk for that matter. On some occasions this fucking bastard has be breathless and losing my entire bodies water contents through my skin. He don’t let me slow down nor close my eyes and think of anyone but him and his tick tock timer. His tick tock timer is something that seems to goad me on. I should – should be doing 20 minutes on this fucking bastard. However, I can not make that amount of time as of yet. Each time I try but he beats me and I have to stop. So far I am up to a whopping 12 minutes. This is an increase from my start of 5 minutes. But progress is progress right? The fitter I get the more I will kick his arse!
The one every woman should have...
Mr. Abs aka, crunch
This is a nice way of doing those horrid sit ups without doing sit ups... i like this one... 2 sets of 10 reps!
They are not the only machine I attempt. I can not for the life of me think of what the names of the other machines are called. Other than, the one that does your arms, the one that you twist yourself to the side and the one you open with your thighs!
I think that will do for now.
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