Internet age

Ok so if I had any idea how to, I'd make a question app thingy. Giving you your internet age. You know those things that pop up on FACEACHE, 'what Star Wars character are you.'
Well like that. So you would get a certain amount of points for answering questions that a formula would calculate your internet age. Example
Question.

Did you have to get a second line in the late 90's because dial up murdered you landline?
Answers
Yes (20 points)
No (10 points)
What's dial up (0 points)

Question
When someone says their 20meg upload is slow do you look at them in disgust?
Answer
Yes! (30 points)
No (10 points)
Eh? (0 points)

Question
How often do you site and watch you tube?
Answer
Never (30 points)
When I am sent a link (10 points)
Daily (0 points)

These three questions would start to determine your actual age and adds points to give you a 5-15 years old
16-25 years old
26-38 years old

So all you guys that ain't owned a computer or laptop till the late 2000's age would be like kids! Ha! Compared to a older more mature internet user. Ha how old would you be? How old would I be?
A dinosaur!
A dinosaur : You know those people you all were calling 'sad' or 'obnoxious' !!
Hahaha
How many of you hypocrites been told, 'can you put your phone down?!' Or ' tablet or laptop or computer? While your device is connected 24/7 to your fibre optic broadband.
Funny how that works.

So yea the app you give you an internet age.

The idea of this came about when I said something is boring on line.
When you have been looking at a screen for as long as me and someone is moaning about 'lag' or 'crappy net' I thought to myself, fuck off it used to take over an hour to download a 1meg music file. Sometimes longer! Oh and and and (lol) some of us were paying 1p a minute for that delight! That might not sound a lot but the 'dial up' was pretty unstable so getting connection you kinda clung to it and stay connected! Those 56k dial up modems were top knotch back when the internet was born.

I'd be a dinosaur! Been looking at the internet for many years. Seen how it changes people.

Some stuff is so boring!

Maybe I am just getting old!!





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