Frustration!!

Frustration!!

Sex, sex, sex, sex yes. This thread is about sex! I know I may be pissing some people off but blogging about this meticulous subject. However, sex is apart of life no matter how taboo it is. I have said before that I know that I am not the only person that feels and thinks certain ways about particular issues. I feel the need/want/duty to put in writing, my thoughts and feelings about the ways of the world. (Basically I am opinionated and here I can do it as much as I want.) Anyway, I am aware that I do not HAVE to talk about this kind of stuff and I do not have to put it out into the public arena. I get that, I really do. So, I will not be offended if some followers choose not to read this one.

Now I am aware that I have some (cough) family members that follow my blog. Again, I will not be offended if some followers choose not to read this. So in an attempt to not offend, I issue the following warning:

This thread is about my sex life or the lack there of. So if you do not wish to hear me blah blah blahing about sex and my cosmic joke out look on relationships. I would suggest you click the X at the top right of your screen now. Thank you so much and I will be back with some low key threads soon. I am open to suggestions by the way. Anyway, so stay tuned!

(I think I can be tasteful and non descriptive.)

Right so that should have eradicated the main body of my followers. So it’s probably just me and... You... yes you! * Hello * and thanks for reading on.

So... OH MY GOSH... sexual frustration!

I do not know what is worse, having no sex, no dates, no anything for months and months or, seeing someone that you don’t/can’t/ won’t get jiggy with.

I feel like I keep being taken to the candy store, full of lovely delicious candies but I can not get to the till! This is not fair dammit!

*pout* I could go on about self gratification here but I feel that I might be pushing my luck! Then again... we can all thank the makers of certain Ann Summers products… but still, is that not just something that can help people sustain social decency? I mean, I am not saying me specifically, (as I suddenly feel like I may have lost the will to climax altogether.)  but some people could be so frustrated that they want to hump inanimate objects. I only reference to this because of something sick I see on TV once. Something along the lines of ‘Most outrageous ER admissions’ any who... rambling again!  I am frustrated. I know I am not alone. There are many women and men that I know that can’t/ don’t / won’t but the reason behind my ‘ not getting any’ is so fucking annoying it makes me want to scream! And not in a good way!

Now I have not had a fantastic track record in relationships and it is a cosmic joke that I attempt to bring up two men. I want it all... I want the love, I want the sex and I want the magic. I want too much probably but still... why is it either... or?

I am moaning again…

It’s the sexual frustration! I never realised how moody it can make you. It really can affect your whole mood can’t it? I still maintain that all the world leaders should receive a blow job before any meetings about global issues. I feel that if all those top bods got their rocks off before any kind of serious sit down, then maybe some of them people would decide things differently…( no war maybe) Ha! Maybe I am a fool to think this and maybe I will be shot down by women’s liberal rights for promoting oral sex as a way to make someone’s mood... ‘Better.’

I have a lot of studying to do and I can not seem to focus worth a dam. * pout, pout pout* Cor I am well on one today! LOL it’s because I had a great date and now I am frustrated.

Humm ang about. Come to think of it. I have a family ‘do’ on Saturday and if there are any family members still reading, I am sure I am going to have the piss taken out of me something chronic about this. I feel I shall take the risk. So when/ if you see me sitting, chewing my nails while my right leg jigs up and down frantically... you know why!

I am terribly frustrated about my feelings at the moment.

That just leaves me to apologise to anyone that I have offended about the subject and references above. And thank you so much for reading my blog.

J