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This Thread is about ….Spunk
Now for those of you that know me best. You know that I can waffle on about anything for a while. I can talk for 40 minutes about dog shit or the smell of cat food. So it will not surprise you that at some point in my life and I am not sure the when nor whom I was talking to, about spunk. We spoke of all the different names for it... here are some winners:
Fishes,
Baby juice
Man juice
Jeezy
Spunk
Cream
Load
Ball butter
Man milk
Sperm
Spooge
Baby batter
Jism
Come
Man juice
Man cream
Man milk
Spermicles
Man gravy
Home made yogurt
Love in liquid form
Home made love
Pumpkin Seeds
The other white meat
Almer's Glue
Mayo
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Gism
Jizum Juice
Protein shake
Love juices
Pecker spit
Sexual mustard
Face Cream
Liquid Pearls
Face Paint
Hair spray
Albino lipstick
Protein injection
Penis puss
Cock Fizz
Pecker Juice
Twinkie Filling
Bavarian crème
Salty Yogurt
Rubber Cement
Home Squeezed Man Juice
Man root extract
Natural chloraseptic
Cream of mypenis
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Jerkin juice
Toss sauce
Pud suds
Liquid Genetics
The genetic shower
Ball juice
Pecker snot
Special sauce
Shmeg!
Cock snot
Dick dribble
Cunt cookies
Gummy Bears!!!!
Ball sack bolognaise
Tockley tapioca
Cock Chowder
Cum
Baby gravy
Cupid's toothpaste
Gentleman's relish
Human bonding fluid
Man chowder
Population paste
That tasty non-dairy treat
Milk
Wad
Penis butter
Nut
Boy fluid
10cc
Lovin' spoon full
Man sugar
Manthrax
Cum pop
Jizzles
Jizz-o-frizz
Penis pudding
Man mayonnaise
Milk of mankind
Liquid kids
Love paste
Dong water
Man seed
Man-naise
Dork wax
Peckeroo paste
Penial seasoning
Grime
Diet jelly
Breast icing
Creamy mouthwash
Creamy cough syrup,
Citricum…
(Mr whippy)
I joked once that I should take spunk and turn it into a hair styling product or face cream. I also joked about what I could call the product and how easy it would be to find donors to supply the main ingredients.
spunk + Polyvinylpyrrolidone + N-vinylimidazole or maybe methacrylamid, (And yes these are real words, I can not say them out loud but they are words.) + aqua and some colorant...and away we go... I would be at a loss now as to know what to call this fine hair product.
Hair balm. <Maybe
It just accrued to me that I may have found a niche for spunk in my essay about rubbish consumption and its value or non value. I feel that now I have looked at spunk in greater detail, this organic substance has a lot of value yet so many disregards it so flippantly. On their hand, tummy, on their mates face, on boobs, up someone’s back, lobbed at passengers on the tube… (OK, OK I’ll stop)… in a tissue! Would this not support the essay question?
‘To outline ways that rubbish can have value in consumer society?’
Ok maybe I am over reaching here. If I didn’t need to pass this ‘rubbish’ module then I would seriously consider investigating such evidence to support this theory. I wonder what the male population would think of their man gravy being worth more than a buck. Even, when it’s well funky.
Spunk: is an organic- untapped resource. It is high in protein, low in calories. Good for hair and skin.
My normal announcement applies to those that do not want to read profanities…
I hear the going rate is capped is £250. [SOURCE : Human Fertility and Embryology Authority (HFEA). Why, you ask? ...because you are WORTH IT ! lol x
ReplyDeletelol penis pudding!
ReplyDeletePenis butter!! LMFAO!!
You are too funny Mel. I've got this vision of men being milked, actually where do I sign up!?
ReplyDeleteLOL You would need to under go a health assessment to see how, ' Strong hold ,’ ‘Wet look,' or ‘film grip.' your gentlemen’s relish is...
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lol @ within!
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