HELLO AGAIN

Hello again one and all. I have had an amazing few days. The weekend was awesome and I would love to blog about it.

The weekend was spent with my family and it was great! I had the chance to stay in a swanky hotel in Colchester and it was very swanky indeed. I am waiting for some pictures to be uploaded of the amazing food there, ( yes of course food related – because I do loves me grub) anyway, Jacuzzi, sauna and swimming, a great family party, although some parts of that were awkward, mainly because I did not hardly know any one. I was the designated driver for the evening so my parentals could have a drinkypoo. I am not sure if they had a really good drink but better to be safe than sorry. My dad came out with some quality jokes throughout the night. The peoples whose party it was had a lovely big garden and managed to fit a marquee in there. (Impressed) however, having tables and chairs on grass can sometimes cause a problem, like the legs of the chairs sinking into the grass, suddenly realising you are leaning forward. Then to see, the table is pissed from people leaning on it and that too is sinking into the grass. It was a nice night a little cold, but they had a heater in the marquee and it was facing right at us, this of course was great to start. Until, it was just too hot. There was some undressing from coats and cardies to sitting there hot red flush faces and even sweating. Amazing time had by all. Then, the drive back, now those that know me best know that I do not rest much faith in the 'tom tom' – sat nav= bollocks, I am a map and look it up girl. I would rather get lost and find my way around. So my parents having a tom tom was well fun ( not) specially when it stops talking and my drunken father decides to tell me in a drunken animated voice 'left in 400 yards,' left in 300 yards' left in 200 yards' left in 100 yards' then 'left left left,' every.. single.. time I need to turn off a road. Then…. Then I still managed to go the wrong way (according to my dad) I got us back safe but still drunken parents are sometimes fun and amusing. Sometimes you wish you could stick them in the back seats and turn up the music to drown all the silliness out! (No offence mum and dad I love ya deeply  J )

My next blog will have allot of swearing and cussing about fucking spec savers..... stay tuned.