Menstrual Monday

Menstrual Monday

So now that I have finished my assignment and feel 90% pleased with it (I have to add some bits in the morning) I feel pretty good about my work right now.

First off. What a wanky shitty weekend? The rain the rain... flow came to town. I still maintain I am being ovary punished you know.

I think I shall need to start my own glossary-y of Mel words. I seem to have made up some spin off words from the dictionary (<-you should have seen how I spelt that before the spell checker changed it)

So I said I would be back to moan and complain about my not winning the lottery. I would not take anything away from the winners of the 166 million quid; I hear they are losing money daily from waiting to cash the cheque lol too funny.

Now I thought long and hard, as I am sure most of you did. Day dream about all that money and what you would do for yourself and your family members (even the ones that piss you off) I would of sorted out all family members.

The thing is though I would give everyone about 2 years of happiness before all the people that complained about money being the only thing they need in life to make them happy. 2 years and then the fighting and complaining will be back.

Not gaining enough interest on their millions

Investing money and it going bust

Having massive gambling addictions

Drinking and drug problems

Relationships fucking up left right and centre because of the money.

Money can go fuck its self! That is not to say I wouldn’t enjoy my holidays in Barbados and Florida, and I would enjoy my 30 cars to choose from and my 78 bed room mansion that looked out over lake Melissa. I would still go in ASDA and get a t shirt for 1 pound 50. I would be one tight bitch lol

Money can cause just as many problems as not having money.

I would still be single if I won the lottery, as then I would only be loved for my money. I would so have a boob job and a nip tuck.

This would not stop the fact the minute I opened my mouth I would probably sound more Essex girl than ever.

Money is the route of all evil I tell you now!

Would you lend me a tenner! J

Only joking!

If I had won the euro millions, I would have employed you all and I would of paid you stupid amounts of money just to read my blog. Of course that would mean you would all be my bitches! Mwhahahahah!!

Sexual inter-office relations are prohibited!

No unnecessary use of the photo copier!