TIT’S ON TOAST

TIT’S ON TOAST

Sorry for the random inappropriate thread title.

I am not feeling myself today.

So I have had around 3 bad nights sleep this week. Nightmares, that ranges from, being on the top floor of a sky scraper that the wind is blowing over, to being set on fire, to a man sleeping in my garden, to a dog trying to climb the wall to get in the window.

For all you Freud wannabe’s out there I am sure you know what my dreams mean lol I already have an idea of what my subconscious is telling me.

However last night (Wednesday Night) as I curled up into my bed around 1.30 am, I was sure that I would be going into night mare land. I had reheated pizza just before bed and I had just spent the last 3 plus hours in the cinema watching transformers 3, in 3D……

Just quickly let me say...

Fuck me sideways! At the prices! Now, I may well be naïve about something’s but the last time I took notice of the price of the tickets, was when I booked online back last year and it cost £7.50 per seat, plus that included the charge for paying online but you get an upgrade to ‘premium’ seating.

(There are 4 levels of seating at Basildon)

One... a bean bag right at the front,

Two… the what I call ‘normal’ seats. Slightly uncomfortable but bearable...

Three… then ‘premium seating’ (my upgrade) which are wider and they kind of recline a tad.

Four...Then, there are ‘executive seats.’

These babies are leather recliners with not just a cup holder, no no no.! Here in Basildon we are so sophisticated, here we get a pop corn bucket holder too! Weeeee.. Those seats are like a tenner I think. Anyway. Twenty fucking five quid, to watch a movie, three fucking pound and fifty fucking five pence, for a medium diet coke!  The popcorn drink combo was eight fucking quid!

When did this happen??? OMFG!

I love going to the flicks but holy shit.

Yes I am aware I said (just quickly) and I am rambling off track but still!.....

I did say to a family member recently that it costs over 100 quid to go out a date these days. I heard some cussing of ‘bullshit’ but I can’t be sure. Well I am telling ya... you do need to be minted to do anything… Twenty! Fucking five quid!  I can not be the only one that thinks this is sick.

ramble ramble ramble…

The movie was good, action, action action. But the length of it makes you wish it had a pause button. As for the 3D aspect of it all, I have to wear glasses to really appreciate a good movie. So wearing the 3D glasses as well don’t really allow me to experience the 3D in all its extraordinary splendour. You have to sit upright and straight ahead, sitting directly in front of the screen. Of course, after 2 hours of the ‘normal’ seats

( TWNETY FUCKING FIVE FUCKING QUID AND YOU DO NOT GET A FUCKING PRIVATE BOOTH, OR HAVE GRAPES PEELED AND FED YOU. WHILE THE LEATHER RECLINER MASSAGESYOUR ENTIRE BODY! PFFFFFFF)

. (Cough) what I mean is, after a while in them lovely well made ‘normal’ seats you tend to move around a tad. I rested my head on anything soft but that blurred my vision for the 3D. Which is a shame as 3D with the right movie can be awesome. (I still maintain the last part of Harry Potter looks fucking EPIC!) And to make things double annoying, they are going play back to back Harry Potter, Part One then Part Two straight afterwards. It starts at 9.30pm till 2.20 am tonight (Thursday) corrr I would have love love loved! To go see that! Plus... omg PLUS that double showing is LESS than what it cost to see Transformers! Now tell me how that works?

3D is not worth that much. Not for me anyway. I hear they are bringing in 4D now anyway. Where you get wet and have air blown up your bum, or you chair will move. Remind me not to go see a SAW movie in 4D.

Wonder how much them fuckers at VUE will charge for that shit!

LOL can’t get any more random than that. So …. Like I was saying …. I thought that I would have a night mare for sure last night… anyway... I didn’t! I had a dreamless sleep J happy days. I was woken up at 6 am by a little ginger bloke with a warm cuddle and lovely kisses… no better way to wake up J

I am definitely feeling the effects of interrupted sleep today though. Duvet day!!

Friday is fast approaching... the weekend will follow. Not much planned this weekend. Lots of washing and house / garden shit to do, finish my assignment. I have about 15 hours of TV shows taped that I have yet to see. 

What are the rest of you guys and gals doing this weekend?

P.S I have not heard anything from family members the last few days... this makes me nervous as normally I hear something some where. Maybe I just don’t know because I have not checked face book. Or maybe… one of my family members won the euro millions and I shall receive my plane ticket and invite to Barbados via special delivery today. Well here is hoping (HA) I shall rant on about the LOTTO another time. Sausage sandwich needed!

Have a terrific Thursday people….. J