WOOKIE

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Most people will know this noise, it is classic!  And as most parents to a teenager will know, the new English is.. infact...grunts and noises that often sound like wookie. ( or kevin and perry) This wookie sound is the sound I have started to make back at my son, when things don’t go right and other annoying moments in life.

To name but a few

…Wookie moan number one,... waking up from a codeine induced nap with bed hair, running from the house to then notice in the rear view mirror that my hair is wild. Happy to notice it was raining so I pulled off bad hair in a truly impressive manner. –WOOKIE-

..Wookie moan number 2, having exited my car very quickly I did not tuck my seat belt in and so it was hanging outside the car all day, all raining day long. –WOOKIE-

.... Wookie moan number 3, my favourite CD starts to jump around and then stop.  Nice! Nice and scratched. –WOOKIE-

… the teacher asking for a ‘quick word’ –WOOKIE- ............More wookie another time ( we love you chewwieeee )

*cough*

People might be aware that if you drop your child off late at school 3 or more times, they do flag you and send out a letter just reminding you to make sure you make more effort to get your child to school on time. In terrific melidiot fashion, I am sometimes late and so I have to sign in the book, with a reason.

My top reasons for being late

‘I am not late YOU’RE early.’

‘Red, light, red light, red light and stupid people.’

I was busy updating my face book status.’

You could ask yourself, did I really write these reasons or did I simply write, ‘Traffic or running late.’??  

So if you had not guessed I often yell –SHABBA- for good things and –WOOKIE- for the bad. I think this saves me shouting out vulgar language J

Mel